kierenwalkerpds:

sebastianbaestan:

digieggofbooty:

cowgirltits:

daunt:

bro-bots:

fabledquill:

this is
the cutest thing ever

it would be cuter if i could pronounce it
where are the vowels

what do the welsh do with vowels? D:

They gave them to Hawaii.

Alright you wanna know what?
Welsh language is RIDICULOUS
We don’t even have the fucking letter X. Half our words are just the english word misspelled.
Taxi? No no you mean tacsi.
Ambulance? Wrong it’s ambiwlans.
The other half of our words are just ridiculous.
Computer is fucking cyfriddiadur. Try and fucking say that i dare you and i promise you’ll say it wrong because Welsh is fucking ridiculous.
You know the letter d? Yeah we have that. But we also have the letter dd.
D AND DD ARE TWO SEPARATE LETTERS WHAT THE FUCK
AND FUCKING NUMBERS OH MY GOD
1 is un
2 is dau
3 is fucking tri what are we irish?
4 is pedwar
5 is pump. Pronounced pimp ffs
6 is fucking chwech what the fuck
7 is saith
8 is wyth what the fuck
9 is naw
10 is deg
WANN KNOW WHAT 11 IS?
FUCKING UN DEG UN
IT FUCKING TRANSLATES TO ONE TEN ONE
20 IS DAU DEG WHICH IS TWO TEN
21 IS DAU DEG UN WHICH IS TWO TEN ONE
And fucking colours man
fucking colours
Pink is just pinc
WHITE IS FUCKING BLANC
DONT FUCKING TRUST THE WELSH WE’LL CONFUSE YOU WITH OUR LANGUAGE AND FUCK YOUR SHEEP WHILE YOURE DISTRACTED



Red is coch and cwch is pronounced “cooch”
Also, microwaves are popti-pings.
That is my contribution. 


Reblogging for the “popti-pings” part. Thats the best thing ever in human history.

chronobreakers:

things that are ok to remove from a post when reblogging

  • unnecessary comments like “omg” “thisss” “THIS” etc etc
  • “ ☯✞ Follow for more Soft Grunge ✞☯ ” variants

things that ARE NOT ok to remove from a post when reblogging

  • the artist/OP’s comments
  • the source of where it came from

I remember being new here on tumblr and i didn’t understand all the “internet stuff” but i remember that amazing happiness when, reading some text post of some incredible weird stuff, for the first time i thought “I’m not the only one.”

Yes, i wasn’t the only one having that opinion on that fact or on that character.
That … That is the first thing that i loved about this site.

vegay:

i love being called lady by people like when kids are in ur way and they’re parents say “let this lady pass” it’s like heck yeah im a lady

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okaymad:

*tries to watch 45 minutes episode in 20 minutes*

The name's Francesca.

Cesca, if you want. I'm a long-winded, psychotic, paranoid, rarely funny italian geek. Basically i'm a waste of oxigen. I'm addicted to movies, tv shows, books, music, the internet, cigarettes, tea, coffee and alcohol. Nice to meet you.

I'm awfully shy, So i'll almost never write to you. But if you ask me something, i'll answer you and i'll love you forever.